_ So since my last update, I've started taking a summer class. I'm learning all the skills necessary to become an Emergency Medical Technician (EMT). Yeah, it's pretty exciting. I've learned all kinds of pretty cool things, like that it only takes 10lbs of pressure to fracture a human skull. I've learned that the common belief about sticking something in the mouth of someone who's having a seizure is completely wrong. I've also learned that automobile accidents are fucking horrible things. Seriously, I've seen some of the most horrible photographs in the last 2 weeks. I've seen decapitation, severed limbs, impaling, gunshots (even the self-inflicted ones), 3rd and 4th-degree burns, compound fractures, etc. etc. stab wounds, and etc. All in all, really grisly stuff.

_ I just have a feeling I won't be driving faster than 45mph for a long, long time.

_ Cars are dangerous.

_ For good news, the NFL is almost back. God is good.